I love science and physics in particular: it’s not that I think about it 24/7 but it intertwines with my life and thoughts and sense of humor. So here is a post dedicated to nerd jokes, staring with my humble contributions; let me know if you have the same nag and would like to share your creations with the outside world.
P.S. I can promise anonymity if you like 😉
“How’s life outside work?” “I’d like to form a binary, possibly a coalescing one”
For me chocolate is a quantum object: the higher its mass, the shorter its lifetime … at least in my reference frame 🙂